Episode #1834: I'm Scared of Lucy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss an unfortunate tribute to Lucille Ball that is causing trouble in Celoron, New York. Also, Andrew tries to come to grips with a new reality, and Luke offers advice to a potential Port Townsender.

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0:00.0	Any creative person will tell you you got to go a little crazy to make a great art.
0:08.0	Hamlet, too?
0:10.0	The doose, correct.
0:12.0	Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?
0:15.0	I have a device.
0:16.0	The time machine door.
0:18.0	That's the device.
0:19.0	Opens revealing Hamlet, Gertrude, Polonius, and Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex.
0:27.0	It's about my troubled relationship with my father.
0:31.0	But you're doing this at school with the kids, right?
0:35.0	That's the plan, Stan. What do you think?
0:38.0	I think the enthusiasm is remarkable.
0:43.0	I will take that.
0:45.0	I will take it.
0:51.0	What's that chicken?
0:53.0	No, it's the chicken.
0:55.0	Only God almighty is the possible just once.
0:57.0	You get something to eat for dinner around here.
0:59.0	It's not the chicken.
1:01.0	I'm just saying that.
1:03.0	Let's not shove it under the mat.
1:07.0	We all know that American people are pretty overweight.
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