Episode 182: Success IdeaThink

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

It's 2021 everyone, where everything is good again. We still have to do the show though, so sorry about that! This week on the show we're talking about the long-awaited crossover between NES games and the world of Pawn Stars, a mask for people who want to look like a big egg, humping Disney characters, and using your balls as a penis. Plus we're one-upping the 100 Ideas list from a while ago with an even bigger list of even worse ideas. There are like 4000 of these things. They are terrible. Here's one: "A zip that if left unzipped for more than 1 min starts screaming" -- What's that? No idea. They aren't really too much better than that one on average. Anyway that's 2021 for ya folks so get in here before we start hating this one too.

Music for YKS is courtesy of the Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.

This week's YKS is sponsored by HelloFresh. Hey you gotta eat anyway. Might as well eat HelloFresh. Try 'em yourself at HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks10 and use promo code yourkickstartersucks10 for 10 free meals including free shipping. Now that's lot of free bleep!!!

Plus we got our friends over at Manscaped. Do your penis a favor for once and buy it Manscaped. New Year, New Penis! Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com with promo code YKS.

Of course we've got YKS Premium as well, which is good for folks who need even more YKS content. This week on the show, Producer Dan finally joins us in the YKS DigiStudio for a watchalong of Gun Safety for Women, another entry in the Cool Cat Cinematic Universe. This one really sucks and it was brutal to watch. So come listen to us do that for ya, and check the YKS Pisscord (Discord) for more info!

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters up to these and stuff to the man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm making these and sticking my pride to be the play that makes my congel go mad.
0:18.0	That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage.
0:24.0	I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, and I need it.
0:29.0	And this is your kick-starters, subs.
0:33.0	The podcast.
0:39.0	Hello, my name is Dan Smith, so I am a representative of Woodpeed Academy Service.
0:45.0	I'm not calling in regards to any tax issue this time.
0:49.0	I am calling because I am trying to listen to one of the latest episodes of your podcast, your kick-starters,
0:54.0	talking with you.
0:56.0	Rating the drinks available from Coca-Cola freestyle machines.
1:01.0	And one of the hosts that believe in us, Mr. Floor, guess it's RAR,
1:05.0	used the term Virgion and Shirley Temple.
1:09.0	And I, oh, I don't know where to be honest with you.
1:12.0	You can't understand the fact that you have that, Patent.
1:15.0	And you know what else I think might be clean as in the end, and we're done at this point.
1:18.0	A good episode of your kick-starters, subs.
1:20.0	Thank you very much for your time.
1:22.0	Good night.
1:24.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:27.0	A big, big shout out to you.
1:30.0	Thank you very much for your time.
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