Episode 183 - Dick on Viral Loads

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Buying a bed, getting beaten by a girl, Denise McAllister on "What Men Want to Say About Women (But Can't)", period warnings, more on Destiny's polyamory, thinking is white supremacy, giving money to the homeless, getting someone's kid taken away, things filled all the way to the top, viral loads; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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0:00.0	It's December though.
0:02.0	It's a time to relax.
0:04.0	Take a step back.
0:05.0	Actually, no, there's snow in the mountains up on that Mount Wilson range.
0:08.0	Why is anybody working?
0:10.0	Why does anyone pretend to work in December?
0:13.5	Nobody gets anything done.
0:15.5	You're just showing up at your office,
0:17.6	killing time and shopping for your ungrateful family.
0:20.8	Yeah, it slows way down.
0:22.0	That's what December is all about.
0:23.0	Slows way down in the entertainment industry anyway.
0:25.0	It's like the next, I might have worked the next couple of weeks and then probably
0:29.0	about two and a half, three weeks, there just won't be anything.
0:32.0	Because everybody's from somewhere else you
0:33.7	know they'll go they'll go home nobody's gonna start productions over the holidays
0:37.8	it's it's it's it's nobody's gonna start anything no can't even start a
0:40.8	sentence before.
0:45.0	Get it? I do. I do.
0:46.0	I do.
0:47.0	Do you have a license for that?
0:50.0	Dick. Yeah, you want to Dick, you want Dick, you to Dick, you love Dick, you got it,
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