Episode #1825: Too Bingenheimer For Our Britches

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Sewer week (apparently) continues on TBTL. MSNBC's Chris Hayes calls-in to talk about his recent adventure in the bowels of New York City. Plus, one of the world's richest people survives mostly on junk food and soda. And our boss gets his own theme song.

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0:00.0	How about like pranking an animal?
0:02.2	He put like a couple kids in a dog house and he let a dog go inside of his dog house.
0:07.9	And that way all three animals get pranked.
0:10.6	You cannot prank an animal.
0:12.7	The animals don't know they're being pranked.
0:15.5	But why even do it?
0:16.6	I mean, it's like it's borderline animal cruelty.
0:19.8	Whether it be a pranking a dog or a pranking gal.
0:22.6	He's a punching elephant.
0:23.8	Sure.
0:24.5	It's a punching elephant.
0:30.9	How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin?
0:34.4	Already went over those contestants.
0:35.6	Do you know the answer?
0:36.8	No, I don't.
0:37.5	You said 100.
0:38.3	It's very low.
0:39.1	Wow.
0:40.0	That's a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed as in a...
0:43.4	Ha-ha, Charlie.
0:45.7	Charlie bit me.
0:48.3	And that really hurt your little bit still.
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