Episode #1821: Beard Weighs More Than Fat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to make sense of their newfound (and likely short-lived) iTunes success, New Hampshire's Kid Krushing Legislative Process, and the new Netflix show "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

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0:00.0	Um, I don't actually have a cell phone.
0:03.0	You don't have a cell phone?
0:05.0	Well, I had a cell phone, Xan, Obbs,
0:09.0	but I lost it at the zoo.
0:12.0	A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back.
0:14.0	Yeah, Xan, the monkey was a woman.
0:16.0	Women can be anything these days.
0:24.0	Earlier today, tragedy striking the new musical Spiderman 2
0:28.0	Many Spiderman.
0:29.0	The show, billed as the most flying Spiderman ever assembled on one stage.
0:33.0	Literally, if I'm not wearing a good outfit, I can't sing a good song.
0:38.0	Look at us.
0:39.0	Me just passing by on my way to tape a podcast and you standing in line for an open call for a play directed by this third Affleck brother.
0:50.0	This is bullying, you know.
0:52.0	I'm being bullied and I'm not even fat.
0:54.0	No, I bet he loves this, actually, because his tears taste salty and he'll just eat it.
0:59.0	They want me my background vocalist.
1:01.0	They'll like me.
1:02.0	Ah!
1:03.0	They'll be up front in person.
1:07.0	Hey, everybody.
1:08.0	Let's get up front and personal on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL
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