You know all the cartoons and all the TV shows you see when you're young like horses and ponies are always really really cool

They're happy. They always got like a rainbow or some stars flying behind it. You know what I'm saying like oh, it's a pony. It's a pony

So like I'm at the petting zoo and some reason

The pony came and beat me

When it happened and I turned around and looked at it

Aside from the fact that the horse didn't look anything like the cartoon or what I saw on TV. It was like dang horse like

I trusted you

When you're in the reporting studio do you ever think hey, what if I don't make something

Is that ever is that popping your mind in a process the doctor send you and you are I can do this guy's intense big face big head big bald head

Money to back up, you know you're overthinking it buddy. Yeah

I mean just kind of see this as a fun thing to do where you make a little bread. How do you feel about religion?

I just want to look skinny on camera. You've had three hairstyles. What's next for your career? This is perfect for radio

And even better for imaginary radio. Hey everybody. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL the show

That just might be too beautiful to live

You're embarrassing me in company. You would ask yourself my name is Luke Burbank

I'm your host weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds. Thanks to my new diet

All I've had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch actually

What I had last night was the most unsatisfying of events if you're somebody like me if you did try to watch what you eat if you've got a little

List of approved and non-approved items for ingesting at meal time

The worst is when you you go out and you you sort of break the rules you do a little cheating and then the food is

Not great and you really rue the decision. That was me last night, but anyway

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