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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1812: How Luke Got His Rim-Shot Back

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Andrew visits the Magic Castle in LA and sees all the scarf-magic he can handle, Luke wonders why we don't just "Spring ahead" three hours and have really long days, and TBTL's new boss stops by to critique the highs and lows of Week #1 on the Infinite Guest Network.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We said this was a magician's bar.

0:04.0

Mr. Gray.

0:06.0

What you do is not magic.

0:09.0

I understand.

0:10.0

It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.

0:13.0

It's not about pulling a rabbit out of your head anymore.

0:17.0

It's about pulling your heart out of your chest.

0:22.0

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

0:26.0

It means I take people's nightmares

0:28.0

and turn them into dream realities.

0:36.0

All right.

0:37.0

It's Saturday night.

0:38.0

I have no date, a two-liter bottle of shasta,

0:41.0

and my all-rush mix tape.

0:44.0

Let's rock.

0:45.0

After everything that's happened recently,

0:47.0

I want to make sure that what you're about to do

0:49.0

isn't not well thought out.

0:51.0

When you die, you'll go to heaven,

0:53.0

you say hello to God,

0:55.0

and when God says hello to you,

0:57.0

this is what you'll smell on your breath.

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