Episode #1811: Traffic Jam Jimmy Don't Play That
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2015
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew have a new hero, a dude named "Traffic Jam Jimmy" who would never feel a deeps sense of shame over the Cindy Crawford poster he had in his room as kid the way Andrew does. Also, Hall & Oates sues Haulin' Oats, and there's more Benihana Drama than you could have ever imagined.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I think we can all agree this concert blows right you guys really want to see crowd you might want to stop by my |
| 0:06.2 | Succession rally later tonight. That is gonna be off the hook. You heard a warrant. Yeah, there's a cover band around here |
| 0:13.2 | They call themselves cherry pie pretty sure we got their bass player. Oh, wow. Don't be pretty good |
| 0:19.1 | Rock and roll. Yeah, Poison. What is that? Just general rock man. It's gonna be fun |
| 0:30.8 | Guess what day it is guess what day it is it's Friday Friday |
| 0:37.2 | Gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend slow down when you're talking |
| 0:43.7 | Talk to me like you're personal. I think the only promotion I'm interested in is promoting you guys to generals in my friendship army |
| 0:50.6 | Yes, sir, and what's the deal with popcorn? |
| 0:54.2 | It tastes like pop and it sure doesn't look like corn. I get it. I know I |
| 1:00.9 | Know who you are. It's been explained to me. I've been following your career forever |
| 1:05.8 | Be quiet. I'm into it. Let's talk |
| 1:14.2 | Hey folks, welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:20.9 | Hey, well, you're the most annoying sound in the world |
| 1:23.9 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in at 100 and 90 pounds things are going to start happening to me now |
| 1:32.9 | Tell you what |
| 1:35.1 | definitely |
| 1:36.2 | Things have changed for me being that we now have a far restaurant here in the small maritime village of port towns in Washington |
| 1:43.4 | Very |
| 1:45.2 | Exciting news. I feel like things are gonna start happening to me |
| 1:48.9 | Right now, it's a Friday edition of the show as I mentioned |
| 1:51.9 | It's 1,811 in a collector's series. I mean all week. I don't tell y'all what's up |
| 1:58.0 | And for some reason y'all continue to come back and we appreciate it because we have a lot to talk about on this Friday |
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