Episode 17: Big Blue

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	What's up, y'all? Another episode of the Pat Down, and I got my whole fucking family on this damn pouch.
0:19.8	All of them.
0:20.6	All of them. Give it up for D'ya, and he's here.
0:23.2	What up, y'all?
0:23.9	And my nappin' next son, uncircumcised nightbook.
0:26.9	You hold that thought, but yeah, I'm back.
0:28.9	What's your name, nougat?
0:30.9	You just said my name.
0:32.9	That's what he thinks his name is.
0:34.9	Never been called anything else.
0:37.9	He said it, nave.
0:39.9	He said my nappin' next son.
0:41.9	I said my nappin' next son.
0:43.9	I got my gay daughter who keep on peeking at him with a deal, though. Say hi.
0:47.9	I'm not on this podcast.
0:49.9	You are on this podcast, your deal, though.
0:51.9	I'm on that microphone. I'm in the background.
0:54.9	My background blind daughter with a deal, though.
0:57.9	And we got white boy Chris and Gary, I was in this thing, too.
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