Always a pleasure to tune into Crockett and Tubbs, checking out the hot women, the sun sets, ride those fast cars and chase those women.

You get the cigarettes boats and the furries and the fast women and the fast guys are telling you, man, that is a show that I don't want to miss.

Miami Vice is number one of mine, but what a hot show, keep it up, guys.

TVTM!

Hi gentlemen, I hope you heard that joke. That was meant for you to hear it.

Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

Same different words means what? It means we're not on the same diet page.

I want to apologize to everybody for the wrong that I've done. I want to learn and grow from this.

That's like a sexual 9-11, in my opinion, you know? For a sexual Cuban missile crisis, at least.

A lot of people say I have a real Cuban laugh. It's like...

Oh, that's a great laugh.

There it is. There's going to be so much laughter.

On this Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTM, you're almost not going to believe it.

Oh, yeah. This right here is episode 1,789 in a collector's series.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I don't know who that is. I don't care to find out.

Well, I'm the guy who's weighing in at 189 pounds today.

So, it's a little bit of...

A little bit of medium news.

We've got some good news, too, and some interesting news, all of which we plan on sharing.

Let the fun begin.

With you this hour, the not-great news includes the fact that I made yesterday when I was trying to recite the plot of the Killamockingbird from memory.

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