Tell me who did this Chinese Mafia I couldn't pay my gambling debts

I play high stakes ball in the cup thing now. I need that throne. They took it

They took everything that wasn't nailed to the floor including my floor nailing machine

Which nails other things to the floor, but because it has to be moved from place to place to do so is not itself nailed to the floor

Where can I find them? Well, I got mine at United floor nailing. I can read all the Chinese Mafia

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Okay, I love you so much like the end of the world and back so much

But sometimes I love you the way that like I feel sorry for a monkey

Like they're just they need so much help and they're in such an ugly cage, you know what I mean?

I don't know what you did or didn't do but I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know

You know

Okay, everyone

This is truly a night to remember

So let's get really drunk

Yeah, but not so drunk we can't remember

Hold the phone

You are fully torbed bro

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, he did

The torquing is full, bros and other people out there who might be listening to the show

And that means well means we're ready to go with this Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live

It's a kind of match

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