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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1786: The Men Who Cry At Trees

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Totally exhausted on a Friday, Luke and Andrew record a rambling show that deals with The Flintstones, New Orleans, Luke's habit of crying at things, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Vince Vaughn, and football.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A team's a joke, blind laugh, and what about you, Billy?

0:04.0

Hell no.

0:05.0

This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had a dream to dance.

0:08.0

The deck was stacked against Alex.

0:10.0

You know how she overcame those odds?

0:12.0

By believing in herself and trying, she literally had to become a maniac.

0:15.0

She had a strip down to nothing, she had a sit in that chair and arch her back,

0:18.0

and she pulled the chain to nowhere and doused herself with water.

0:21.0

Are you talking about flash dance?

0:22.0

The movie from the 80s?

0:23.0

Yeah, you're damn right, I am.

0:24.0

She believes so hard she spun.

0:26.0

And she spun herself into our hearts.

0:28.0

Now, in the second half of whatever the hell you guys call this game.

0:32.0

Let's put on our leg warmers and let's dance our asses.

0:34.0

T-B-T-M!

0:40.0

Now, let me tell you all about here how much I love these kids.

0:43.0

Do you know I love you, sir?

0:45.0

Stand up, big boy.

0:46.0

Do you know I love you?

0:47.0

His name is Mr. Chubby.

0:48.0

Mr. Chubby?

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