I'm Floyd Brown. I'm the executive director of Young America's Foundation.

I'm Diana Ho, and I was one of the founders of the media division of the American Psychological

Association. My name is Kevin Beacon for those of you who need an introduction. I am an award-winning

journalist. I've won a local Emmy, but in truth I'm just a gypsy tumbling around the globe,

chasing truth, which is, as you know, quick-selver. The more you try to grasp it, the more it slips

through your hands. The news, because I am the face of it in Spokane, Washington, is my life,

my lover, my mistress, my best friend, and I will fight to the death to defend it.

And with that, I relinquish to you, Mr. Chair.

And I'm here to talk to you about catheters.

Describe that man of me again.

Well, I already told him that he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

I mean, these guys aren't really my friends, you know. I barely know their names.

I mean, I know Carlos, but only because of that old song, Carlos, the tickle monster.

Wait, what song is that?

Oh god, I knew he made that up, but it did help me remember.

I would rather have sex with someone because they thought I was someone else

that not have sex with someone because they thought I was me.

It's not easy being drunk all the time.

Everyone would do it if it were easy.

Well, hey there, everybody.

Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL. This right here is the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

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