Episode 178: Merry Karenmas
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
You're not gonna believe this, gang, but we were able to pull it together for another episode. This week on the show we've got a tactical scarf, the secrets behind the American flag revealed, a Karen drinking game, and a nasty porno about fucking the President. And that's just the good stuff! Kidding...I'm kidding! Relax. Plus we recap the biggest story of the week, when I watched Home Alone and kept track of which guys got hurt the most. It's another day ruined by the jerks of football, but we power through and give you guys the best episode of YKS in December so far. It's no problem at all though. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.
Today's YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Hey just because we call it "our junk" doesn't mean we treat it like junk! I pitched this to them and they didn't like it. That's ok! I think it's good. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com with promo code YKS. Maybe tell 'em you like my slogan too?
Also sponsoring today's program is School of Hustle, a GoDaddy podcast. Remember the GoDaddy commercials? Me too. Well, this is different. It's a podcast, and it's on Apple Podcasts and the rest of the places podcasts live.
And don't forget the YKS Premium Patreon. This week we got our friend SexJ to talk Uncle and Neighbor stuff and to hit us with the SexJ NFL 1000 Dollar Picks of the week! He's a cool guy and I'm glad we got to talk to him. Download the episode on Friday (SOMEbody's birthday, but to be clear it's not him or Mike or Dan) and check him out at Twitch.tv/sexualjumanji
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it solves the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | I want to stick it on the internet to make you couple thoughts cause the body's never told you that. |
| 0:16.0 | … |
| 0:37.4 | Hey boys, I was just talking with a friend about breakfast |
| 0:45.4 | and we both really like the corn we have hash. |
| 0:49.3 | And I think that's an under-sung hero. |
| 0:54.0 | Pure fat and salt if you're into it. |
| 0:58.3 | I really like a poached egg. |
| 1:00.1 | Not many places care about the quality of the poach, |
| 1:04.5 | but I don't know, just wondering. |
| 1:09.7 | I think that people who are psychotic order |
| 1:13.5 | just dessert for breakfast, like as an entree, |
| 1:17.0 | they get pancakes. |
| 1:19.2 | That's it. |
| 1:20.0 | They get waffles, that's it. |
| 1:22.6 | So I'm just wondering, what do you get? |
| 1:26.4 | How do you start your day at a restaurant? |
| 1:30.8 | Sorry, I'm playing with my cat. |
| 1:32.0 | I don't know if you can hear the kind of like |
| 1:35.3 | marbled sound of the toy. |
| 1:38.7 | Yeah, just wondering, great equalizer. |
| 1:41.1 | Also, what's the beverage? |
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