Episode 179: Kicksucker 2077

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Imagine a futuristic world where everything is basically the same....except there's, like, some pink graffiti around and maybe a robot zips by carrying some food. What moral implications would that have, on our society...and what would YOU choose to become? More importantly...who cares! It's another YKS folks and this time we've got a video game about being Jesus (but you probably don't get any cool powers), the worst innovation in underwear history, and a robotic salad trailer idea from a young man trying his best to make it in this crazy world. Oh and did I mention there's a bunch of LED lights and ripped jeans everywhere in this new world...this seems insane! And it's a ways into the future but not too far away. So. Still pretty interesting. Not as interesting as Futurama though. Anyway that's the program and please enjoy it. Thank you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic craft and it solves the stupid problem that nobody's ever had.
0:10.0	I want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bugs cause the body's never told you that.
0:16.0	Go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started, go get started.
0:35.0	Hey guys, just calling the idea of the new Cyberpunk 2077 game, the character creation.
0:45.0	There is a minimum size for the penis option that's five inches and just kind of gives you guys a heads up before you get into the character creation.
0:56.0	I know you shouldn't have any problem with it, but the new PS5 controller does come with a light detection sensor.
1:03.0	Within the controller, and if it senses you're lying, it will screenshot what you're trying to do and send it out to your local church.
1:12.0	And just thought you guys might want to be aware of that. I know it's not going to be a problem, but that's all.
1:19.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YCAS, the number one political debate show on all of iTunes, we are here to engage with the marketplace of ideas.
1:27.0	We're going to have some very controversial guests coming on later to debate some of the biggest topics in politics right now.
1:33.0	And Mike, I want to bring you in on this. You've been sort of a guy in favor of, I don't know how to say this, pulling your nut skin all the way down until it touches the very tip top of your knees.
1:45.0	And a lot of people are saying that that's not where the country needs to be right now. Do you have any comment on that?
1:52.0	Yeah, I think, I mean, first off, thank you so much, Jeff, for having us.
1:56.0	Well, we've got some great guests coming up today.
2:01.0	We have an atheist versus a pedophile. I don't know whatever they would have.
2:08.0	We have a...
2:13.0	I do like stretching my nut skin way out until it's as thin as a sheet of prayer paper. I love doing that.
2:20.0	That's just a personal preference. A lot of people don't like doing it.
2:24.0	Yeah, I figure we have the nuts. We have the nuts. It's already there. Let's do something fun with it. Let's make it look like prosciutto.
2:31.0	Let's get it real thin. You can try to flash light through one side and kind of see all the goop that's floating around in there.
2:37.0	A bunch of goop in there. What is that? I don't know what is all that stuff in there.
2:43.0	It's crazy.
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