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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 177: The Return of Goovis

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Well, Thanksgiving is over, the Holiday(TM) Tree is up, and that darn tryptophan is finally wearing off! Time to dig in to some leftovers, aka some stupid crap from a website. On today's program, we've got what we all need this year, some funny socks! Plus, a simple way to defeat the purpose of wearing a mask, a new robotic friend that we'll just have to bury eventually, and of course the return of an old friend. Damn they brought Saved By the Bell back! That's not the friend I'm talking about. It just came up while I was writing this and I paid attention to it like a dumb dog. Actually it derailed me by about 10 minutes. Gotta turn the TV off while I'm working. But I won't! Enjoy the episode folks and turn the TV off while you're listening!


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had.

0:10.0

I wanna stick it on the internet to make you couple thoughts cause the body's never told you that.

0:16.0

So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had.

0:31.0

So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had.

0:39.0

Hey Jesse Ferrar, this is your Instacart shopper. I had some substitutions.

0:46.0

I couldn't get through those digital videos so I just got you about 10 Totino's party pieces.

0:54.0

I couldn't get those all beef kosher hot dogs so I got you a 50 cent package of bar ads, hot dogs so I saved you some money there.

1:05.0

And the last thing I couldn't get you any of your boars had turkey so I got you the land of frost smoked turkey breast with added nitrates.

1:20.0

And legally I am obligated to thank you for the tip but in the tip line you did just right.

1:29.0

Here's a chip get a real job so thank you for that.

1:35.0

So let me know if those are okay and I'll be driving by your house in about 10 minutes.

1:45.0

Thanks.

1:46.0

Bye.

1:50.0

What the fuck? Everything's fucked up. I feel like everything's fucked up already Mike.

1:55.0

Freaky, it's freaky Friday buddy.

1:58.0

Don't don't don't joke about that. Don't joke about don't joke about switching bodies with your mom or your answer.

2:07.0

Was that all of them because it was like the kind of freaky Friday concept.

2:12.0

Yes.

2:13.0

This is what he is gang just getting started into the show here with our first riff.

2:19.0

Yeah, branch off of the easing you in to the format. First we'll do riff one. Hello everyone riff one here.

2:27.0

One.

2:28.0

We actually watched freaky Friday somewhat recently.

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