Over the years, Michael's voice has come down several octaves. Let me finish and all of the cigars and the brandy don't let me finish.

It can now be heard. I'm not fucking finished, right? So, Michael Cain's voice down in the Batman movies and in Harry Brown.

I can't go fast because Michael Cain talks very, very slowly.

This is how Michael Cain speaks. Michael Cain speaks to his nose like that. He gets very, very specific.

When he gets loudly, it gets very loud indeed. It gets very specific. It's not quite nasal enough the way you're doing it.

You're not doing it the way he speaks. You're not doing it with the kind of, as you don't do the broken voice, when he gets very emotional.

When he gets very emotional indeed. She was only 16 years old. She was only six that you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

That's Michael Cain.

I'm actually considered one of the most articulate people in the Screen Actors Guild today.

You seem to be having trouble understanding what I'm saying.

Why do you think they're there? No one enjoys James Bond more than I do. They're all great movies. There has not been a James Bond movie that's not a 10 out of 10.

If you know how he is, we'll start banging the table. 999, such a drama queen.

It seems like we would be perfect for each other. But really, we're terrible for everyone.

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be two beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's episode 1,776 in the Collector Series.

Weighing in at 193 pounds. We know you're good at lying.

I am actually guessing at that because I started today in Chicago, Illinois. And then I crossed oceans of time zones.

To come out here at the Small Maritime Village of Port Towns in Washington. And in all of that, I didn't actually have a chance to weigh myself.

So I'm taking a guess. But you know, fingers crossed that I'm moving in the positive direction.

You have moved in the positive direction by selecting this imaginary radio show, my friends, because it's going to be a good one.

That's a fun begin.

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