Episode 176: Barf Boulevard

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Episode 176 is here....that's huge. That is a huge accomplishment. Plus there were probably a few we lost along the way. And then the bonus episodes on top of that (plus the ones we lost there). God. That's probably, I don't know, what, the equivalent of 56,000 shows or so? Lot of mileage on these lungs but they just keep on tickin', I'll tell you what. And still no 100th episode celebration in sight. Well for this week's show, Mike has picked the Kickstarters so you know what that means: it's just stuff he wants me to buy him. Will I buy him any of it? Will he make it subtle that he wants me to buy it? There's only one way to find out: download and listen 10 times in a row on all your different devices and through a variety of IP addresses! That's a joke, relax. Unless you're just bored or whatever....

Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.

This week's YKS is sponsored by GoDaddy, a fine place to buy a website. Well, they've also got a podcast called School of Hustle. Makes sense, right? So check that out.

Today's show is also sponsored by HelloFresh. I do love going to the store but sometimes it stresses me out and makes me go nuts. So a big box of ingredients coming to the house works out pretty nice. For $90 off, go to HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks90 and use the promo code yourkickstartersucks90. It ships free too but the $90 off seems like the bigger deal to me. I had some really good pita from there.

Ok folks I'm not gonna lie to ya, I'm tired of typing. So I'll merely say: check us out on Patreon for bonus episodes and more "you know what". Thanks!

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0:00.0	So you gotta think I do it for some tacky plastic crap, and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had.
0:10.0	I wanna stick it on the internet to make a couple of bugs cause the body's never told you that.
0:16.0	So you gotta think I do it for some tacky plastic crap, and I wanna stick it on the internet to make a couple of bugs cause the body's never told you that.
0:39.0	Hey guys, it's one of your fans, and I called into telling you that there's something you said on a recent episode, and I have a problem with it, so I'm here to prove you guys wrong.
0:59.0	Now I'm gonna insult you and call you guys names and stuff, except I'm gonna end it with saying that I actually love you guys and love the show, and then I hang up.
1:18.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:21.0	I love that. That was one of those classic voicemail that we always get.
1:26.0	An absolute skewering of all the voicemail levers by what else would a voicemail lever himself, so well done on that.
1:35.0	Yeah, I couldn't have done it better myself.
1:37.0	I probably could have done it.
1:39.0	Well, and I could have too easily, but it was just the kind of thing where I felt like it was inappropriate to say I could have done it better.
1:45.0	I mean, here, I've got some tips right here. How about one where you're clearly in the drive-thru and you say, hey, I just got some sauce. I spilled on my crotch.
1:53.0	That could be one.
1:55.0	Yeah, or one where you're like, hey, I met the, I met the, you know, the ink pin store and I spilled some ink on my crotch.
2:03.0	Right. What's some other, what's some other ones?
2:05.0	Oh, what are you doing?
2:06.0	A lot of the people, a lot of times people call in and it sounds like they're calling from jail, so somebody could call in from jail, and they'd be like, hey, I'm calling in from jail.
2:12.0	You're my one phone call and I just spilled some of my homemade toilet wine on my crotch and, you know, the rule of three.
2:21.0	There you go. We did three of them, so I hope you enjoyed that.
2:25.0	How's everybody doing? Go ahead. I'll pause. You guys all tell me how you're doing.
2:30.0	You imagine doing that.
2:32.0	Keep it, keep it short, though, because we don't have, we're not going to waste a lot of time on this shit, so.
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