Episode 175: Clunky Tongs Country
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Ring ring....hello? Yes it's the YKS War Room. Yes, our refrigerator is running. Why do you ask? Oh crap, you're doing a prank on us. Well, just so you know, the NEAS Secret Service is listening in on all these calls, so. And we've been crying in the bathroom all day as well. On today's show we've got some funny little calls, which you probably guessed! Plus, some new brain hacks for memory keeping, a new kitchen gadget that sucks, and one of the all-time freaks from hell is back with another stupid ass movie. That's basically our crazy ass show, thanks for coming to our weird little section of the internet. Hope you had fun. And if you got too freaked out, I'm soooooooo sorry. NOT.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap, and it solves a stupid problem, and nobody's ever had a wanna stick it on the internet to make you couple thoughts, cause the body's never told you that |
| 0:18.0 | So I, like, yeah |
| 0:20.0 | Got a small ego |
| 0:25.0 | Got lettuce |
| 0:29.0 | Got lettuce |
| 0:31.0 | ETCH |
| 0:47.0 | 30 cents a pound. And we lived like 40 miles from each other and ate no fucking way, |
| 0:55.7 | bananas, 30 cents a pound. We both go to crookers. Banana is easily like 80, 90 cents a pound. |
| 1:07.2 | Any treat, you want to you want to get a bundle? Single guy, not me, but somebody, single guy. |
| 1:17.0 | But then for a week, and it costs you at least four and a half, five dollars. Family, |
| 1:23.0 | obviously, that's going to be more, how much more we're pretty familiar with. It's going to be like |
| 1:30.6 | eight to 12, 13 dollars. This is your banana. I haven't hit the beat yet. Don't talk over it. |
| 1:38.6 | Yeah, so are you are you going out for your banana? Which color do you got you? |
| 1:48.4 | Hey, everybody welcome to YKS. This is now the official beginning of the program having separated |
| 1:54.8 | the voicemail from the meat of the show. It's a big, plexiglass wall, very safe. How about that? |
| 2:01.6 | That's a cool reference. What do you think about that, Mike? |
| 2:05.4 | Yeah, it's important to keep up the impression that we don't listen to, sit here and listen to the |
| 2:12.5 | voicemail, I think. Yeah, I think it's important to do. It would be pathetic if we did that. |
| 2:17.8 | Well, it would be strange. Very odd. I mean, the fact that we would be looking at each other silently |
| 2:25.6 | as it plays. Oh, he anyone does that. No, except us. That would be weird. Yeah. |
| 2:33.6 | Thanks for thanks to that guy for calling in. I think he went to the Mike Hale school of how to talk. |
| 2:40.0 | Very quiet, very slow. Not really not getting to the point, just floating around the point |
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