Episode #1753: Putting Lipstick On A Pyramid

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Pal Bean Baxter wedges his way into Andrew's Scion (aka, KCRW Studios SE) and tells of how he ended up falling off the stage during the KROQ Xmas concert. Plus, Luke gets into it with the kid of one of the Seahawk's coaches, and Andrew regrets being internet mean to Howie Mandel.

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0:00.0	Ha ha, what's up? I'm about to try the new Doritoshell Taco from Taco Bell! Ha ha ha! Doing it and doing it and doing it well! Doing it and doing it and doing it well! Doing it and doing it and doing it well!
0:14.1	I represent Taco Bell Doritos y'all, huh?
0:16.7	AHHHHH!
0:17.7	AHHHHH!
0:18.7	AHHHHH!
0:19.7	T-B-T-L!
0:25.2	I'm strong, y'all! I'm very sure I can sleep in a bucket!
0:28.4	I'm fast, I got stamina, I don't look at it and I'm no magic!
0:31.4	My worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist!
0:33.4	Let me mention this!
0:34.4	DOSI!
0:35.4	I am agreeable to a fault!
0:38.4	Let me tell you something! I've been around since 1980!
0:43.4	Can it?
0:44.4	I'm not wrong with being a little gay! Everybody's a little gay!
0:47.4	Hello, Miss USA, it's an honor!
0:49.4	Miss America!
0:50.4	I wish I could see you!
0:51.4	But close enough!
0:52.4	Miss America!
0:53.4	Miss Universe, in my book, in my book!
0:54.4	Oh, okay, well thank you very much!
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