Episode 174: The People Trumped Ronald Plump
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Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2020
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Brian and Ed, you beautiful sons of bitches, you finally did it. You -- We --Trumped Ronald Plump at last. Now to enjoy the next four to eight years of peaceful, social justice oriented, climate conscious stewardship from our trusted progressive ally, Joe Biden. Heh. Anyway also on today's show we've got what is hopefully the last word on ironic red hat co-opting paraphernalia, Cooking For Men about 10 years too late, and a DOA exercise product even JF's tiny, pathetic ass couldn't make use of. That's pretty much the whole show so go listen to it now, before the world gets really really good and you don't have time to download podcasts anymore!
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| 0:00.0 | So you gotta think I did it first, and Jacky was a crap, and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | I wanna stick it on the internet to make you couple thoughts, cause the body never told you that. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey fellas, this is Joe Biden, I wanted to call and reach out. |
| 0:46.0 | I wonder if either of you would be interested in Secretary of Defense or State, we're trying to fill that role. |
| 0:57.0 | Just give me a call back at 9-1-1. Thank you. Have a good night. |
| 1:05.0 | At the button too early there, sorry. Mike, I've got a brief... |
| 1:10.0 | Destroy the illusion of what we do. |
| 1:15.0 | I just have... |
| 1:16.0 | We'll sit here and listen to the fucking voicemail in real time. What the hell are you talking about? |
| 1:21.0 | I have a few words that I've prepared that I'd like to read now. If that's okay with you. |
| 1:27.0 | So if you'll excuse me... |
| 1:31.0 | In a bustling town called Do Work City, there lived a man who was not very witty. |
| 1:37.0 | Ronald Plump was his name, and in a tower he resided, in fame. |
| 1:42.0 | This man he spoke loudly and carried a tiny stick, with hands that had fingers as small as a candle's wick. |
| 1:49.0 | It's hard to imagine a man like Plump, filled with loneliness from becoming a miserable chump. |
| 1:56.0 | Plump wanted for the different to be banned. |
| 1:59.0 | He wanted to remove every not-like him, woman and man, to take them from the town they loved and so treasured, |
| 2:06.0 | for being different, as only he measured. |
| 2:10.0 | Together, just a... Can you fucking have some respect? |
| 2:14.0 | Yeah, go ahead. |
| 2:18.0 | Together, they plotted with loud a mere tutin. |
| 2:21.0 | We must win this election, even if it means collusion. |
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