I got a $160 ticket for going through a stop sign on my bicycle.

I got pulled over by a cop with a gun and a badge and a whole car.

You can't. What? He pulled me over after a pursuit, I guess.

He comes up to me and he's like, what's the hurry? He's like, God, you can't ask that.

When you're in a car and I am not, TVTL!

This is coming from a place of jam and that place, I don't have a map for it.

You're going to hold it in for about 20 seconds or until your vision begins to vibrate.

Hey, come back to my place and you can look at my new chair.

I bought it while I was sitting in a chair. This that you were bland.

And dull and chubby.

We're pregnant. We're pregnant.

That's we're pregnant. We're pregnant.

They said you were jowly. That's not a word.

It's not a word we use around here anyway.

Not on a Tuesday afternoon, a dish of TVTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You want showmanship? You got it.

You do. Here on Episode 1,748 in a collector series. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Oh hey, you'll fit my name.

We got a lot of stuff to get to.

Why now? What are they doing?

And how can you steer clear of it all?

A very respected New York University economist tweeted out, I think, a very embarrassing booty call.

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