Episode #1747: Crouching Walsh Hidden Doormat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke says something dumb at a holiday party and jinxes himself while Andrew has to confront the fact that he may be a "furry".

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0:00.0	Betty, Judy, Josie, and those hot pussy cats.
0:07.0	They make me horny, Saturday morning.
0:11.0	Goals of cartoons won't leave me and ruins.
0:14.0	I want to be Betty's party.
0:18.0	Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing.
0:23.0	Cold love.
0:25.0	T-B-T-M.
0:32.0	These high school football players have boy bodies.
0:37.0	I destroy them. I have a man body.
0:39.0	I'm borderline dad body.
0:41.0	Dude, that guy was f**ked out, man.
0:43.0	Like, he's beyond howl-e.
0:45.0	I don't even see any breath in him.
0:46.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:47.0	I pretend I had someone in my hand.
0:49.0	I pretend the box and there's something shaking in it.
0:53.0	And my wife insults me and I go...
0:55.0	Oh, for definite.
0:57.0	It's just like a childhood game of hide and find.
0:59.0	You said it, friend.
1:00.0	What do you say for celebration?
1:01.0	We go dunk our whistles in the trowel.
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