Episode 174: Pablo Escobear

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Recorded on Christmas Eve Eve, this episode will get you feeling all holly and jolly. While most podcasts take a week off, D+O put out a quality episode for you, our dear listeners. On this week's show, we feature three different animal stories, all crazy in their own right. The animals in question are a bear, sea otter, and a seagull and goose. What makes these specific and unique? Well, tune in to hear all about it. We also discuss a young woman who tragically was not allowed to fly with her pet fish. Keep the tissues handy. It's a real tearjerker. To close out a mostly animal-centric show, we talk about a poacher who received a unique sentence from a judge. Enjoy and happy holidays! Ho ho ho!

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0:00.0	Everybody I'm here to say that Danish and O'Neill can make it day.
0:03.4	I said dance the truth. It's no lies so jump along the ride.
0:06.6	No feel shin' God clap your hands,
0:08.8	stomped your feet and don't forget to say hey what a peat.
0:11.8	Be a beach pony that's true and blue
0:13.4	P-22 we still coming for you so raise your hands put in the air you know we
0:18.1	hold it down like cigars hair at the pump or half the day or in the summit at the YMCA.
0:23.7	I energy like I'm ill man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:27.7	Don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call up Nick and A.
0:31.6	Don't make me call the das man. they're gonna find you in trash cans.
0:36.0	Right outside of the minute clinic.
0:37.8	The show's starting y'all, so sit and listen.
0:40.0	What happened?
0:42.0	They took. What happened? They were good.
0:44.0	Well, I'm sorry to hear that, because now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
0:51.0	Wow. Everyone. What if the guy had what if the guy was dying of cancer he had no other
0:56.4	birthdays in his future he doesn't matter everyone no exceptions I would have
1:01.2	said look dude can't snatch him.
1:03.0	It's too late.
1:04.0	No exceptions to be made.
1:06.0	Even if you're born on a leap here, he's taking it.
1:09.0	Wow, it's craziness.
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