Episode 175: Milk-shake-down

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! 2019 is DEFINITELY the year of Danish and O'Neill. Nostradamus predicted it!!!! The episode starts off with some light Evil Genius (Neftlix doc) talk and a little brief MMA talk. We hear from the Dass-man and then discuss a young Canadian boy who called the cops cause he didn't like his Christmas present. Next, there's a much needed update from a CRAZY story that took place in Canada as well. You crazy Canadians! After that, it's our first ever Sesame Street controversy!!!! Grover, you dirty devil! Not to be outdone, Chris Brown is in trouble, and we had to talk about it because it involved the illegal possession of a monkey. PETA closes out the year strong with a suggested on ban on certain animal-centric phrases. You go, PETA! As a tribute to 2018, we cover the craziest headlines out of Florida for the year. They're as good as you'd imagine, if not better. After that, we discuss a man who NEEDS to get on My 600 Pound Life. So, there ya have it. Yeeha. Yippy kay ay.

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0:00.0	Everybody I'm here to say that Danish and O'Neill can make it day.
0:03.3	I said there's the truth it's no lies so jump along the ride don't feel shin' ties.
0:07.7	Clam your hands, snump your feet and don't forget to say hey what a peeve, me a beach only that's true and blue be
0:13.8	22 we still coming for you so raise your hands for the end the end you know we
0:18.0	hold it down like cigars hair at the palm or at the day or in the sauna at the YMCA.
0:23.8	Energy like I'm ill man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:27.6	Don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call of Mickey Maybe,
0:31.6	don't make me call the das man.'re gonna find you in trash cans right outside of the minute
0:37.1	clinic the show's starting y'all so sit and listen
0:39.8	this is 800 pounds. Eight hundred pounds.
0:45.0	Eight hundred solid ass pound.
0:47.0	A little Ronnie Coleman there.
0:51.0	It's his body I think. That's not his... That was his... little Ronnie Coleman there. Coleman there.
0:54.0	That's his buddy I think.
0:55.0	That was his guy that was like watching him.
0:57.0	The guy who was jacked but not his jacked is Ronnie Coleman so he looked like.
1:01.0	He looked like a regular size man yeah but he was like
1:04.0	insanely jacked compared to the general public yeah old Ronnie Coleman man
1:08.7	it's too bad what happened to him lightweight happy new years everybody it. If you listen to us on Monday, it's New Year's Eve.
1:16.0	But if you're listening during the week, it's 2019.
1:20.0	We're fucking with your head. It's the year the true blue beach pony. Yeah, it's good times man. Yeah, welcome to 2019 the year of the Danish and O'Neill
1:31.1	Big moves that's in the Chinese calendar.
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