Episode 173: Knife in a Pool

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

What a lovely episode this turned out to be! We opened the show with a fantastic new song. It's groovy and will make you want to bust a move like Young MC. Danish leads the show off with some tales from the road. O'Neill follows suits and talks about some things he's seen and experienced around town. There's a mega-important update on this week's show. Don't miss it! You don't want to be left out from the around the water cooler chatter. Amazon is on the receiving end a few times this episode. What's that mean? Listen and find out, ya impatient weirdo. A great story from a dollar store in Florida will change your life and how you look at others. The episode closes with a Y update and some miscellaneous topics that will have you begging for more. All in all, this episode will bring you holiday cheer. So, pound some eggnog and listen to it.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm here to say that Danish and O'Neill can make a day.
0:03.0	I said, that's the truth, it's no lies,
0:05.0	so jump along the ride, don't feel shin'n't.
0:07.0	Clad in your hands, snumpt your feet,
0:09.0	and don't forget to say, hey, what a pee?
0:11.0	Be a beach pony that's true and blue,
0:13.4	P-22, we're still coming for you.
0:15.3	So raise your hands for the end and the end.
0:17.3	You know we hold it down like cigar's hair.
0:19.6	At the pong, or at the day, or in the sa summit at the YMCA.
0:23.0	Energy is like I'm ill man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:27.0	Don't make me call up GSP.
0:29.0	Don't make me call up Mickey Maybe.
0:31.0	Don't make me call the Dasman.
0:33.4	They're gonna find you in trash cans,
0:35.6	right outside of the Minnet Clinic.
0:37.4	The show starts and you also sit and listen.
0:40.5	What the fuck?
0:41.6	There it is. Wow, what?
0:44.0	I commissioned an 80s rap star.
0:46.0	What was that?
0:48.0	That was sent to me by uh...
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