Episode 172: Poor Pony (shame on you, Indonesia!)
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
On this week's edition of the show, we cover a lot of ground. We open with an update on Paula Deen's husband, Michael. After that, we play a quick round of "who's the better practical joker". The competition pits an older gentleman versus a high school student. Both of them a good practical joke/are kind of bonkers. Then, it's off to the wild kingdom, where we discuss two different stories about primates. They're both depressing, but one takes the cake in terms of a sad animal story. As the show title suggests, poor poor Pony. We wrap it up with a great grandmother in Texas avenging the loss of her mini horse. What a power-packed episode!
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| 0:00.0 | It's all you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:08.6 | that gorgeous as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand. |
| 0:14.0 | It's welcome to me. |
| 0:15.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:19.0 | I don't want to fuck you now. |
| 0:21.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you, don't want to fuck you |
| 0:26.6 | know. |
| 0:27.6 | Baby girl, do you want an apple? |
| 0:29.6 | I'll take you to the wedding chapel. |
| 0:33.0 | And baby girl, do you want some grains? |
| 0:36.0 | Your hind quarters are making me insane. |
| 0:39.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you |
| 0:44.0 | don't want to fuck you down you're a beautiful animal but I don't |
| 0:48.4 | want to fuck you don't want to fucking I don't want to fucking |
| 0:50.7 | now I might be a man you might be a horse but this by the line between us is an |
| 1:01.4 | overwhelming horse they could see inside us then they know that it's true |
| 1:09.0 | then you'd be inside me and I'm be inside you. |
| 1:15.0 | You feel minimal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:20.0 | But I don't want to fuck you, I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know you're a beautiful |
| 1:25.3 | animal, but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know |
| 1:29.8 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:34.0 | No, I want to fuck you. |
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