Episode #1716: Don't Be A Dombass

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke gets a series of angry notes on his car for how it's parked and Andrew tries to talk himself into going to the gym after the show.

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0:00.0	He was the man we laughed with, and then the man we laughed at.
0:07.0	He was many things to many people.
0:09.0	I always said that if they did one of those true Hollywood thingies about me,
0:16.0	that I would call it the little angel clown who cries.
0:25.0	TVTL!
0:31.0	Don't take this as a threat, but I killed a man like you in Korea.
0:35.0	Hand a hand.
0:36.0	God bless America!
0:38.0	I've had it! I've had it with sucking!
0:41.0	Do you ever kind of look at each other and go,
0:43.0	are we a couple of dapper dans?
0:46.0	Okay, so they want me to go to a pig roast,
0:49.0	to meet a bunch of men who probably took turn stuff.
0:52.0	The pig, before they roasted it, I wouldn't presume they took turns.
0:56.0	Pick up the phone and get the names and numbers.
0:58.0	Everyone who's part of this underground railroad is perfect.
1:05.0	Our reputation precedes us.
1:07.0	On this Friday afternoon edition of TVTL the show,
1:11.0	it just might be too beautiful to live.
1:14.0	Oh ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.
1:17.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.
1:19.0	Oh yeah!
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