Welcome to the annual East West fold as we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the nation

Showcase their skills in a classic showdown between East and West now. Let's meet the players from the West

Vegetarian Jeffers-Fan

Texas A&M

The Glest of Hot Duck and Cheat University, Wisconsin

Swarthand L. Good and Splat

Saskatchewan Universe. These are twelve washing beard

Jones College

Sequester Brundelplith MD

Adam State

Scores for loss of wrapped in maloice, South Dakota State University

Dan Smith, BYU

T-B-T-L

We're going to be looking for big plays all game long from Tyroles, Smootchi, Wallace

And let's not forget the tight ends

Ibrahim Moiseus and Hingle McCringleberry. They both had amazing seas. That's right, Jeff. Today we choose the future for a nation and for a woman

People magazine once called an unnamed friend of the deceased. I've known sheep that could outwit you

I've worn dresses with high rye cues, but you think you're an intellectual don't you ape?

Apes don't read philosophy. Yes, they do auto. They just don't understand it

One thing

Did you put the banana in Andrew's rerun?

Yes

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