Episode #1695: Don't Drink That

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2014

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke rolls the dice on coffee with questionable cream in it, and TBTL wonders if we really should all be so mad at Rob Schneider for his wing-nut vaccination theories.

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0:00.0	Tell me who did this!
0:01.2	Chinese Mafia.
0:02.8	I couldn't pay my gambling debts.
0:04.3	I play high stakes, ball and a cup thing.
0:06.3	Now I need that throne!
0:07.5	They took it. They took everything that wasn't nailed to the floor,
0:10.2	including my floor nailing machine,
0:12.0	which nails other things to the floor,
0:14.0	but because it has to be moved from place to place to do so,
0:16.4	is not itself nailed to the floor.
0:18.4	Where can I find them?
0:19.3	Well, I got mine at United Floor nailing.
0:21.1	I can-
0:21.5	No, the Chinese Mafia!
0:22.8	T-B-T-L!
0:26.6	Okay, I love you so much.
0:30.6	Like, the end of the world and back so much.
0:33.1	But sometimes I love you the way that, like,
0:35.1	I feel sorry for Monkey.
0:36.6	Like, they're just-
0:37.6	They need so much help and they're in such an ugly cage.
0:39.6	You know what I mean?
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