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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1694: Calling All Turtles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2014

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew delve into the seedy world of Malibu Tortoise Theft thanks to a possibly made up press release.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A couple of friends talk about things over ISDN, when the radio is imaginary, the fun never ends.

0:16.0

We'll talk about sport and towns and sport.

0:20.0

We'll share in each other's lives, and every now and again we'll gather the tens and give each other high fives.

0:28.0

It's TVTL for you, it's TVTL for me.

0:33.0

It's too beautiful to live or die, we'll climb those mountains high.

0:39.0

It's TVTL for you, it's TVTL for me.

0:44.0

Let the eels soar higher than ever before.

0:47.0

Don't forget about shame and shongy torre, mail us or just give us a call.

0:53.0

No mountain to tall and good luck to all.

0:57.0

TVTL!

1:02.0

I believe that what's about to follow is really going to amaze.

1:07.0

So I suggest you sit back and enjoy your front row seat.

1:11.0

Today we're going to go over a great self-defense strategy, hoping yourself.

1:16.0

I get out of the shower looking mirror, I'm impressed, because I look freaking awesome.

1:20.0

It's funny!

1:23.0

Hey we have the same taste in words.

1:25.0

Hey you guys hear about that thing about sports?

1:27.0

Worst episode ever!

1:29.0

Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

1:34.0

You really think someone would do that?

1:36.0

Just go on the internet and tell lies?

1:38.0

Hey, you know what time it is?

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