Episode 169: Donald, It's Time To Go
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
The episode is now up! Check out EXIF data, it's really real! On today's show, Mike and JF take you through the political news of the week and break down what you need to know and what you don't, plus just kidding who cares.
We've really got for ya here some goofy Kickstarters: a COVID-19 flirting paddle (???), a service for renting a chair for $15, a troubling surgeon who seems to believe in aromatherapy, the worst possible way to walk your dogs, and much more. And if you've read this far send us an email to read on the show, or at least let us know what your cube score is! It's yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com. That's where you send it.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's ever told you that. |
| 0:17.0 | Your Kickstarter starts. |
| 0:20.0 | Your Kickstarter starts. Your King's Starting Stars! |
| 0:23.0 | Star Stars! |
| 0:25.0 | Some! |
| 0:26.0 | Some! |
| 0:28.0 | Your King Stars! Your King Stars! |
| 0:30.0 | So! |
| 0:31.0 | The Stars Songs! The Stars Songs! I'm sorry. |
| 0:36.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:37.0 | Hi Mike and Jessie, this is Dr Conley, the President's physician at Walter Reed Medical Hospital, |
| 0:48.9 | just responding to your immediate inquiry about the President's health. |
| 0:51.4 | You asked about his oxygen levels. |
| 0:55.1 | He's currently not receiving oxygen right now, |
| 0:58.5 | and he didn't, what's today, Saturday. |
| 1:00.9 | So he didn't on Tuesday, and there's been other times as well where he has not received |
| 1:05.4 | oxygen. |
| 1:06.4 | He's doing really well, he's in good spirits. |
| 1:09.3 | He actually says that the hospital is his new house he loves staying here he probably won't |
| 1:19.2 | go back to the White House he's really likes the hospital here and he's really having a good time. So yeah, everything's good here with the president and we really want to thank you and the president wants to thank you especially for your interest. |
| 1:34.0 | Again he's doing really well and he hopes actually that you're doing really well too so |
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