Episode 170: Slippy Slide Ride Down Tube Canyon
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
It's time to sue Mike, everyone! He loves sandwiches and it's time to take him to the cleaners, woodshed, and poor house. On today's show we've got a new frontier in tea drinking completely SMASHED, your notions of the wisdom of staying strapped on the beach DESTROYED, and best of all we've got America finally BROUGHT together at last by pictures of, what else, feet. It's a hell of an episode featuring nothing to get mad at us about, so there's no need to try. I'd suggest simply sitting back, relaxing, and vibing!
Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.
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For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. All month long, we're inviting some very special guests on to help us celebrate Miketober, an investigation into the wild, wild world of DB's favorite films. It's the opposite of Jesseuary in every way: the movies are creepy, classic, and even watched by everyone appearing on the show! Coming up this week we've got The Dead Zone with our friend Mark Brendle, and next week I believe we'll be doing Return of the Living Dead with Matt Christman. Pretty cool!
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| 0:00.0 | So you gotta think I did it first, and Jacky was a crap, and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | I wanna stick it on the internet to make you couple bucks, cause the body's never told you that. |
| 0:17.0 | Director can't stop calling in his car? |
| 0:38.1 | What up guys, has been a long day. |
| 0:41.1 | I feel like maybe you should come up with your own risks at the beginning of the show, you know, like I don't understand why we always have to leave your voice mail to you to figure out your own shit. |
| 0:55.1 | Okay, so first of all, welcome everyone to YKS. |
| 1:01.1 | Secondly, you know, they're referencing there in the past. I've said the voice mails. I think are actually a good place for us to jump off into conversation for the show. |
| 1:10.1 | You know, I think that's part of it. Somebody leaves a voice mail. It's like thought provoking. It's intriguing. You know, it gets us a lot of these voice mails. We get our ex convicts or convicts who just got out of the prison system or they're at the halfway house. |
| 1:29.1 | And they're using our phone number to as a point of contact. It's like we don't we don't know how we attract the drags of society who call these phone lines and come up to the works. |
| 1:43.1 | And who would you say, Mike, if you had to say a group that we'd want to hear the most from how would you how would you put that that we would want to hear from who should call in and leave messages. |
| 1:55.1 | Like mega rich guys like monopoly monopoly man guys. That's what we want to hear from. |
| 2:03.1 | Yeah, Richard gear types who would take us and turn us out and make us, you know, |
| 2:10.1 | Yeah, I don't I think he's doing the opposite of turning her out in the film. |
| 2:14.1 | But yeah, if you're one of those guys who starts this sentence with I say, yeah, definitely do call in and let us know what kind of books you're reading and stuff like that. But in the meantime, we'll just have to plow ahead with whatever crap you serve up. |
| 2:25.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty deep and he takes me out and gives me a new blouse. |
| 2:32.1 | This guy. |
| 2:34.1 | Well, okay, but in order for that to work, you'd have to go into the department store and the people there would have to look at you strange because you're holding like a lot of Prada merchandise or something. Do you think that would happen? |
| 2:47.1 | New blouse, please. That's what I would say to the people behind the counter that pion's behind the counter. My husband, my boyfriend is paying for my boy toy, put it on his charge card. |
| 3:01.1 | Okay, I could see that there's no, there's no way you could pull a man like that. Oh, really, honey. Oh, really, I call him over and he comes right over and all the sales ladies are like, because they're thinking what they wouldn't do for one night with that man. |
| 3:17.1 | With that guy. Yeah, I can pull him easily. How's that cro taste? He rolled the bag, you know, yeah, that could be actually kind of empowering and cool. |
| 3:27.1 | And George from Seinfeld is there. That could be fun. Well, I think you're confusing this, but I wouldn't lose George from Seinfeld. Wait, who are you? Are you confusing this with shallow? How are you making this into shallow? How? |
| 3:43.1 | Oh, great, great film. I'm really grateful with an awesome message as well. He has a tail that guy in that film. That's right. |
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