Episode 168: Crow Porno
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Would Italy be so good at designing boots if the country weren't shaped like a boot? Can any other explanation properly account for all the sexy leather coming out of the old country? On today's show we endeavor to find out, by using different types of research and asking tough questions of those in power. Just kidding...who cares! We've got the next evolution in wet vacuuming, fruit preservation technology, and the service that combines the surveillance state and app dating at last!
Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.
And hey don't forget this. YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Go to their damn site, now available outside the US, and grab 20% off plus free shipping with promo code YKS. Just that simple. Name of the show. It's right there. Don't forget it.
Finally, for more YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon! This month on YKS Premium we finally have the long-anticipated Miketober. Join us and special guests from across the internet to explore some of the most terrifying and shocking films from Mike's Special Collection. I think there's somehow 5 fuckin Fridays in October too, so this is a great time to hop on the Patreon if you haven't yet.
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| 0:00.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | I wanna stick it on the internet to make you couple thoughts cause the body's never told you that. |
| 0:16.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:31.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:39.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:46.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:54.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:02.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:09.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:17.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:24.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:31.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:34.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:39.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:42.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:45.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:49.0 | So you gotta think I did it for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid drama that nobody's ever had. |
| 1:52.0 | I don't I don't I don't have time to sit down and listen to all the voicemails. |
| 1:55.0 | Okay. So basically what I do is I have a big wheel here in my office and I spend the big wheel. |
| 2:00.0 | And the wheel points to a color and I have that disease where you colors become numbers in your brain. |
| 2:08.0 | And then I just matched it up with whichever number it is on the voicemail and then I play that one. |
| 2:13.0 | So the fact that that complimented me was it's really up to the wheel at this point. |
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