Haha, what's up? I'm about to try the new Doritoshell taco from Taco Bell

Doing it and doing it and doing it well doing it and doing it and doing it well doing it and doing it

No, no, no, I represent Taco Bell Doritos. Oh, huh?

I'm strong, y'all. I'm very sure I can sleep in the bucket. I'm fast. I got stamina. I don't look it and I know magic

My worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist. Let me mention this DOSI. I am agreeable to a fault. Let me tell you something

I've been around since 1980. I know Rob a beer little game. Everybody's a little game. Hello, Miss USA. It's an honor. Miss America. It's universe in my book

Oh, okay. Well, well, thank you very much. Listen cracker Jack if you're going to be televised you got to be easy on the eyes

There's no good of people hate looking at you. You need a suit, a tie and some real cream

Let's get to the jokes

We get to them

Right here right now on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

I'm just sitting there on my iPod

My name is Luke Burbank. Some of you are out there just sitting there on your iPods just listening to this

Imaginary radio program which finds itself an episode 1,685 in a collector series

Let me double check that I've been having some problems this week as I said

Episode 1,686 in a collector series

Excuse me America, do you mind? I promised you. Promise you we're going to have a great great show

In fact, you're going to love the live and tweedle out of it. Oh, you're going to love the live and tweedle out of this

The apparently kid Noah Ritter has now recorded a TV commercial and also made an appearance on Ellen

Probably I've never been online television before

That of course has changed to a great degree will play some of the commercial

I'm starting to feel it's not one of these things where I I think the kid is in the wrong

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