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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 167: Sprrrip! Record Scratch!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Hey everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown! Ohhh Chef! We miss ya pal. Rest in Peace. And of course our friend Ruth Bader Ginsburg has got to do some resting as well. Got a big show today gang, so don't forget to listen to the whole thing, front to back. And hell, when you're done, spin it back for another go. The campaigns on this episode are all over the place....we've got some politics campaigns that really miss the mark, some really crappy vaporware tech, and a couple of people that mean well but whom we thoroughly destroy anyway! That's it, that's the show, and hopefully it will put a big smile on your face in these crazy, crazy times. And if not, keep in mind our email inbox is always open for you to say what you don't like about the show or us personally, etc.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer: PBostrom.


This episode of YKS is sponsored by Wipers123.com. If you need windshield wipers for your car and are going anywhere else on Earth, you are literally insane. Stop goin' nuts, and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 your order of SpeedSets. That's a special type of wiper blade that really kicks ass.


Hey and for more YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. We got a big month coming up....OCT-ober....can you think of anything we might be doing in THAT month? It hasn't been announced yet but just think about it with your brain! It's gonna be great. Sign up now and listen to our other years of bullshit in anticipation.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some jaki plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:10.0

You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of us because the body's ever told you that your

0:17.0

Kickstarter's God.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:20.0

Your Kickstarter's God. Your Kickstarter's Star is Stars.

0:23.0

Star is Stars.

0:25.0

Some.

0:26.0

Your King Star.

0:28.0

Your King St St,

0:30.0

Don't St, Don't Stars.

0:31.0

The Stars Stars. I was just looking to the most recent

0:36.0

podcast. Hey guys, I was just listening to the most recent YKS Premium,

0:43.1

take the records off the shelf.

0:45.5

And I had to stop and call you all

0:47.5

because in real or fake, Mike, you got four out of five right and Jesse you said that you were 90%

0:58.0

you got a 90% 4 out of 5 is a 90%.

1:05.0

So I just wanted to thank you guys for teaching me so much about math.

1:09.0

I feel like I learned so much from your show, things I never knew before.

1:14.6

So thanks, love the show.

1:15.9

I have it going, bye bye.

1:18.1

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. Mike.

1:21.6

I think I made a boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-oopsie!

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