Episode #1678: Celeb Nudes, Fapping, and Across The Street Kids
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2014
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew return from labor day fapping at the bit to talk about the latest news. Wait, fapping means what??!
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| 0:00.0 | First time at the program |
| 0:02.0 | I can always spot a newbie |
| 0:04.6 | My fifth year with wings I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh love take it down to the streets |
| 0:12.4 | It's not a wing song. Yeah, it's one of their hits from the 70s. I'm not sure which one. It's not. It isn't |
| 0:18.5 | No, I think it might be that's not nobody sings it song. I don't know about that. I have to go to the TVTM |
| 0:23.9 | Yeah |
| 0:27.6 | What I found you were so struggling truck you couldn't buy brandy and you |
| 0:34.4 | For endless brainless help us help us |
| 0:38.6 | Do you want me to send you back to where you were? |
| 0:42.3 | I'm employed in Greenland. I use what I what does God give me |
| 0:48.8 | I'm not super natural. I just myself. This is without a doubt one of my favorite |
| 0:53.7 | items |
| 0:55.1 | I don't know what Andre action figures and |
| 0:58.3 | What you can do which is so cute is some you can reenact |
| 1:02.7 | the whole scene you know where the two guys talk to each other and say you know |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, I'm sure glad you found a good restaurant so hard these days to get in you know, who do you know? |
| 1:16.2 | Oh, I just called |
| 1:18.9 | Oh you you can always get a reservation. I don't understand. I made a reservation |
| 1:22.9 | Do you have my reservation? Yes, we do, but the reservation keeps the car here |
| 1:28.0 | That's why you have the reservations. I know why we have reservations. I don't think you do |
| 1:33.0 | Target's target that's maybe the first time in my life a man is dead insult me |
| 1:40.3 | Well, here is the good news everybody on this Tuesday |
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