Episode #1663: Rudy The Troublemaker
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2014
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Rudy pulls a move right out of a Disney movie about a poorly behaved dog, and Luke thinks the internet might be engaging in "competitive mourning" over Robin Williams.
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| 0:00.0 | So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer |
| 0:04.5 | Just to make sure the machine is working is your name Andy |
| 0:08.7 | I don't know how to answer that |
| 0:11.2 | It's simply yes or no. Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think so |
| 0:19.0 | No |
| 0:20.5 | Wait, yes |
| 0:22.9 | Let's move on scenario you pull a car over for speeding you find out that it's your father |
| 0:27.9 | How do you handle the situation? Well first I would be like |
| 0:32.8 | Dad |
| 0:34.3 | You're alive |
| 0:40.7 | Don't trust big banks or small banks banks or Ponzi schemes run by morons |
| 0:45.5 | But whatever happened to hey, I have some apples would you like to buy them? Yes, thank you |
| 0:50.0 | That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country. You shouldn't say that. That's off putting you should be off putting |
| 0:57.8 | It's your fat |
| 0:59.8 | You shouldn't eat anymore pudding. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what if there is no tomorrow? |
| 1:04.2 | There wasn't one today. All right. I'm going to assume that type of theoretical, right? |
| 1:07.6 | We did not rehearse at least a lobe song for five hours not to serenade our Valentine's Day dates dudes |
| 1:12.6 | This is making me sad and I hate being sad |
| 1:16.0 | You're funny. Yeah, you're really funny. Right. I like you |
| 1:23.4 | Well, that's a nice thing to hear right at the top of the show the top of this |
| 1:27.7 | Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be |
| 1:32.6 | Too beautiful to live you sure this is a die by convention |
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