What's the weather like out there? It's hot, damn hot, real hot, hot and this is my

shorts, I can cook things in it, to the crotch pot cooking. Well can you tell me

what it feels like? Foo, what is hot I told you game? Were you born on the sun?

It's damn hot. You can be lute there. I saw a so damn hot. I saw a little guy at the

orange row bursting the flames. It's that hot. You know what I'm talking about?

What do you think it's going to be like tonight? It's going to be hot and wet.

That's nice of you with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle.

Thank you Roswell. Here's the song coming your way right now.

No way to run to by Martha and the Vendella. Yeah T-B-T-E-L!

Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we yes, that you please rise.

I'll tell you this, atheism is wrong. There's no hell, there's no afterlife,

meaning that the very worst evils in us come out. You can see it in communism.

Did you know we were in the peasants of a bona fide racist?

That's the latest thing isn't it? Everybody's a racist.

Well, I wouldn't break my arm, petting myself on the back if I were you.

Because get this towel boy, no matter what you think, you'll always be accrued.

I'm noxious. Nouveau reached little flea.

I got a lot on my plate, man. I'm learning to use the toilet. I'm learning what shapes are.

I spent half an hour laughing at my own feet yesterday.

It's a shameful, shameful day! That's reality.

Get used to this.

Get used to this Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

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