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Slop Quest

Episode 166: Hamhocker and Schwimmer

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

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There’s more can talk from the DeWitt family as they take their empty beer and weed soda cans to school for recycling day field trip points. Then, a new show idea emerges: “The Real House Santa’s of Atlanta”. Ryan proposes an X-rated partnership with ATC. Also, the gang remembers that they missed National Wizard Name Appreciate Day and hand out Wizard and Gizzard names! Danish brings up a political dynamo, who makes a porno for freedom. There’s a good bit of moral high ground grand standing that gets immediately destroyed by incompetence.

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Her...

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First word. Why were they hearing the dogs?

0:06.0

I told you.

0:08.0

I told you.

0:10.0

That's doggy.

0:12.0

I told you.

0:14.0

That's doggy.

0:16.0

That's doggy.

0:18.0

That's doggy.

0:20.0

That's doggy.

0:22.0

That's doggy.

0:24.0

That's doggy.

0:26.0

That's doggy.

0:28.0

That's doggy.

0:30.0

That's doggy.

0:32.0

That's doggy.

0:34.0

I'll make you squeal.

0:36.0

Hey, eat your eggs.

0:38.0

Eat your eggs.

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Eat your eggs.

0:42.0

Eat your eggs.

0:44.0

Eat your eggs.

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