Episode 165: Turkey Jerky, Don't Get Caught
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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An age old debate comes up: were Pazusu's (from a documentary about a wannabe cult leader who called himself Pazusu) ladies hot. Hear who's on the right and wrong side of history. Andrew opens up about a creepy weed dealer from his past, and his friend, Bruce Doo’Tay who is being scammed by a life coach.
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