Episode 167: Thumbs Up, America Down
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Another booger gets thrown away in the DeWitt household. And to make matters worse, Sorbitol farts keep DeWitt up all night. A new segment called “Let’s Google Things to See If They Exist” is debuted. Danish reveals that a lot of young people hate the “thumbs up“ emoji, and DeWitt and O’Neill fight about it.
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| 1:17.6 | We're gonna fucking miss you, Batman. Damn, I wish. I think like a Danish DJ mix it. Yeah, yeah, you got it. Welcome to Beach Cops, guys. Yep. Happy Autumn. We got... We got Aaron Autumn. It's this porn name. I |
| 1:40.0 | probably'm a pumpkin pie today. Why'd you do that? I saw that. Oh, you got to turn the horse off unless there's gonna be a variation. It's just the same horse going... |
| 1:47.4 | Hey, this guy got mad at the horse. I know it would fuck with your ADD hard. It's the same horse. The same horse over and over and get to drive you fucking bonkers. It was like an hour of just horses in a field. |
| 2:02.4 | Honestly. I think Danish holds back on some of like how diabolical. He knows exactly the things to make us feel crazy to play. I work with... I work with this like college. |
| 2:15.6 | I'm repeating horse windies over and over again. It's fucking insane. I go to Guantanamo every few months to do a soundboard, experiment, soundboard, beat up, soundboard. What do you guys do on your... How do you torture people? What do you do on your show with the Guantanamo Bay Show? They still do that? They still torture, guys. They're not supposed to. I know, but is that even open anymore? |
| 2:44.6 | Yes, close for the summer. You can only come in if you're a seasonal pass holder. Why the fast pass? You gotta make a reservation and then to like come back in an hour, there'll only be a 10-minute wait to be tortured. |
| 2:57.6 | Oh, tell Guantanamo Bay. |
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| 4:29.6 | do, do, do, |
| 4:59.6 | I've never played Beach Cops in a children's party. |
| 5:01.9 | Why don't you take them into the bedroom? |
| 5:03.2 | Look, it's the first three seconds. |
| 5:04.6 | It's like, I was eating my wife's ass last night, |
| 5:07.5 | and she was like, |
| 5:08.5 | Yeah, it's you. |
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