All righty, are we ready here? Yeah, we're live. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, my

seven answer. Play that intro song. Play that funky intro song.

Get off the tracks. Get off the fucking tracks. You hear the train whistle. Don't you get off the

fucking tracks? There's no crack on those tracks. Get off the tracks.

There's cops. Homeless people. They always want to go on the fucking tracks.

There's a good point. Why are they always sleeping on the tracks? We got the

whole smith express with us live on Beach God first time ever. Well, how do you

do? How do you do Beach God fans you wonderful bunch of people. Oh, my God. I've never

been before Brian. It's nice to meet you. How's your meeting gone so far? It's

gone well. He told me to get rid of this dead weight over here. That's your

go-to line every time you meet someone that knows me. Somebody's got this their

footwear for St. Paddy's day. I can say I'm Irish. You know, you know what? The

most important invention of mankind is and will always be what's up worldwide.

The most important invention is the wheelbarrow. The wheelbarrow because it

enabled the Irishman to walk up on his hind legs. How does an Irishman say, excuse me at a bar,

a crowded bar. Get the fuck out of the way. Get the fuck out of the way. I didn't know you're

bringing an anti eye. Oh, man. Are you Irish? Irish. I was an Irish. I was. No. Why would I

look Irish? Do I look drunk right now? Brian, a holesman. What is your background? You're

gonna look like a beauty. Oh, yeah. Good point. What is your background? My background? Oh, it's

about 71 inches. What is this? A job interview? What is your background? You don't know my background

by now. It's a 23 in me. I'm a retired dog catcher. Okay. Slash plain McKinney. That's entirely

believable. And plain McKinney. No, he's not. It is true. It's real. Right there at that

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