Episode 164: President TikTok
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2020
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
I am the LunchBorn, Master of the Midday, Knight of the Noontable, and heir to the Sandwich Throne. My sword is LunchKeeper, The Hunger's Bane, The DeliKiller, a salt-sharpened blade forged in the fires of a dirty Oster microwave. With it, I smite the villainous Growling Tummy and banish him from the Workrealm.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some jaki plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:11.0 | You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of us because nobody's ever told you that. |
| 0:17.0 | Your Kickstarter's God. |
| 0:19.0 | Tell them, Mike and J.L. |
| 0:21.0 | Your Kickstarter. |
| 0:22.0 | Your Kickstarter. Your King's Starters' Stars' Stars' |
| 0:25.0 | Some |
| 0:26.0 | Some Some |
| 0:28.0 | Don't Stars Stars Don't Stars Stars |
| 0:30.0 | Stars songs. |
| 0:31.0 | Stars songs. Hey, um, of, yeah. |
| 0:45.0 | I have a suggestion for your podcast. |
| 0:51.0 | You guys should start having catch phrases. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I think, uh, |
| 1:00.0 | John, whatever the fuck your name is, you should, you should start having a catchphrase, you know, something probably, you know, P.G. I shouldn't say anything anything raceier or you know just just bad bad. I was thinking you could maybe say like... |
| 1:28.0 | All right, I'm gonna cut them off. |
| 1:30.0 | Welcome to the show everybody. |
| 1:32.0 | YKS is here. We had a great idea in the |
| 1:35.8 | voicemail. The execution I felt was lacking somewhat. I think here's my advice my advice mail. Jesus Christ. See this is what |
| 1:48.8 | happens. I cut it off and it fucked me. I'm tripping down the cliff right now I'm falling on my |
| 1:53.8 | training shirbing down the cliff don't say it but maybe that's my catchphrase |
| 1:57.8 | maybe I'm tripping hey everybody Mike and jayf here Okay, not that one. Welcome to the show Mike |
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