Episode 165: Handmade by Grandmothers

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Holy crap, you guys! It's another YKS. This week on the show we're finally making the Bible cool (even though it was pretty cool already!), finding the upper limit for sock pricing, and of course playing Cocaine: The Game. Don't forget to bring a...holy crap you guys! Don't forget to bring a pair of headphones to listen to the show on! Holy crap....I'm seriously!

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0:00.0	So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it solves a stupid problem that nobody's ever had.
0:10.0	You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body never told you that your
0:17.2	Kickstarter's God. Tell them, Mike and J.L.
0:20.8	Your Kickstarter.
0:21.8	Your Kickstarter. Your Kickstarter. Your King's Starters Sows! Sows! S This page, this is
0:37.0	this is Jesse Frer Jr Jr.
0:45.6	also known as Jesse Ferrer the fourth.
0:49.9	I am the leader of the resistance in the distant future, the human survival
0:57.7	resistance against the machines and we have a critical mission to prevent Savior of the Resistance
1:09.7	Michael Hale from attending an antique mall on 8th Avenue.
1:16.0	We are sending six cars of diversionary soldiers
1:22.0	to prevent Michael Hale from parking at the thrift store on 8th
1:26.8	Avenue or antique mall.
1:31.1	You are our only hope Michael Hale
1:35.0	Jesse Ferar the fourth out
1:41.0	Hey everybody welcome to yKs Mike and JF here. Hey Mike we had kind of a fun
1:46.4	voicemail there sounded like it might be from the future what do you think
1:50.0	about that? Yeah I didn't I didn't like that that guy
1:55.0	guy knew where I went to the antique mall that one day.
1:59.0	Kind of made me self-conscious about how much I say on this podcast about my personal life.
2:04.8	Some guy's gonna find me, gut me like a fish, show up at my house.
2:08.7	But it's a funny joke.
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