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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 163: God's Autograph

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: stop whackin off to us! On today's show we've got a great bit based on something I found on my desk (don't skip ahead to it, let it come naturally; worth the wait), plus sort of the classic set-up of the show: 90 minutes long, not too many silent parts, Mike plays a fart sound at some point. Anti-Covid t-shirt, Trump Against Humanity, a nasty pimple popping thing, a psycho lady's dog talking to her, and more! Only on YKS. "YKS. Where else ya gonna find it?" #YKS #WhereElse


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:10.0

You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's never told you that your

0:17.0

Kickstarter's God.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:20.0

Your Kickstarter's God.

0:22.0

Your Kickstarter's Starting Stars!

0:23.0

Stars!

0:25.0

Some!

0:26.0

Some!

0:28.0

Your King Stars! Your King Stars!

0:30.0

So it Stars!

0:31.0

The Stars Songs! The Stars Songs! I'm a lot of songs.

0:35.0

Hi guys. Hi guys, hope you're having a great day.

0:41.0

The message did say that you're in the bathroom together.

0:45.0

I was actually calling I just kind of embarrassing.

0:50.0

But I was just wondering when was the last time you guys kind of you know

0:56.2

Shitt your pants maybe ruined your underwear. I didn't quite get that point but you know

1:06.8

I was checking hard on just to make sure that it was okay down there and, you know, good today.

1:11.6

So the streak of one day lives on.

1:15.0

Have a good one.

1:18.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.

1:20.0

Quick note, I don't think we've talked about this in a while Mike. Well first of all how are you doing?

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