An elite team of crack commandos, based out of Fort Bragg, North Carolina, have been tasked on a specific, dangerous mission by command.

They need to get $17 worth of crack that they will smoke through rows they've purchased from Wild Bill's smoke shop on 3rd Street in Durham.

They will smoke this in the alleyway behind clitoris bar.

Awful. What are you doing?

Afterwards, they will go home and while coming down on the crack, yell at their wife, and threaten their families.

This group of men in the Navy Seals.

To guys go to Sharon.

Jeffrey Weston.

Jeffrey Weston.

Jeffrey Weston.

Did he guys go to show?

Jeffrey Weston. Jeffrey Lxton Liz, if you had to rank, what would it be?

Elite Tier 1, Alpha, AAA, Excellent Perfecto, obviously.

I was, you're not going to do Lieutenant Liz?

No, I'm telling you, I'm in the, I'm, you know, I'm Q tier, baby.

I'm like way up at the top.

Fuck.

All right, well, the only thing higher than that's president, So I guess I have to be president. Nope. Special Command. The president is just a figurehead. Duh. Everyone knows that. Everyone loves a figurehead. So actually they would, the popular opinion would be with me. You can absolutely be the figurehead. That's fine. I think that's good for you. Mm-hmm. Well, I accept. And as president, even though I'm just a figurehead, I still have this power.

You're fired.

Actually, you're demoted.

I'm not even firing you. I'm disgracing you. You are demoted to lieutenant. That's so mean, Paris. Well, you call me a figurehead, even though I was elected by the American people. I, oh my God. You're so mean to me.

Well.

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