An elite team of crack commandos based out of Fort Bragg, North Carolina, have been

tasked on a specific, dangerous mission by command. They need to get $17 worth of

crack that they will smoke through a rose they've purchased from Wild Bill's

Smoke Shop on Third Street in Durham. They will smoke this in the alleyway

behind Clitoris Bar. Afterward they will go home and will come in down on the

crack yell at their wife and threaten their families. This group of men in the Navy

Seals.

Liz, if you had a rank what would it be?

Elite Tier 1 Alpha Triple A excellent perfecto obviously.

I was you're not going to do Lieutenant Liz.

No, I'm telling you I'm in the I'm you know I'm cute here baby I'm like way up at the top.

Fuck. All right well the only thing higher than that's president so I guess I have to be

president. No special command. The president is just a figurehead. Yeah but no

no one loves a figurehead so actually they would the pop up and it would be you can absolutely be the figurehead that's fine.

I think that's good for you. Well I accept and as president even though I'm just a figurehead I still have this power you're fired.

Actually you're demoted I'm not even firing you I'm disgracing you you're demoted to Lieutenant.

That's a mean. Well you call me a figurehead even though I was elected by the American people.

Oh my god you're so mean to me. Well we're supposed to be equals.

No I'm the president. Oh my god hello everyone welcome. Hi. This is true and on.

My name is president brace. That's not his name. My name is Liz. We are of course joined by producer young Chomsky.

Private third class. No disrespect private second class.

And we have a hell of an episode for you today. It was Liz so all right here's a little here's the thing.

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