Oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it, childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

Hey, Fitsy here.

Oh hello, Rosen here.

Rosen, let me tell you something, have you ever thought about changing your stage name, like was that ever a discussion you had with yourself, like I don't want to be Jewish in show business?

Well, no, not the Jewish part, but when I was 13, 14, which is really embarrassingly when I decided like a life of just being a regular pedestrian person, that's not for me, I want to be like one of these people I see in the teen magazines that I read every week, I want to be a star.

Really? Yeah.

No, you totally want to be a child actor. Oh my god, what a weirdo.

I feel, I mean, maybe, maybe, I feel like that's like a normal thing that a teenager in Southern California, who's obsessed with teen magazines might decide.

I'm trying to think.

Come on, I was like, you've seen a list of Milano, get a load of Ali Michelle, and that's what I decided my stage name was.

Ali Michelle, I like that.

With a heart over the eye in Ali, ALI, but it only went as far as, do you remember the store, Koala Blue, that'll be a Newton John opened?

Yeah.

Oh, and yeah, okay, so there was the store, Koala Blue owned by living in Newton John, and I did on the mailing list, I wrote Ali Michelle.

And so I received mail for Ali Michelle.

That felt good.

Well, Blue, yes, that was very affirming, but then it didn't really go further than that, except like in some diaries and stuff.

Remember when we did explosive diary?

Yes.

Some of those diaries belong to Ali Michelle.

Wow, she's almost like your trans, but the same sex.

You transitioned to a teen pop star.

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