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Hey America, we're back. It's me, Greg Fitzsimons.

It's me, Allison Rosen. And we have not, I mean, look, there's a lot of

smoking mirrors and trickery and chicanaery in the entertainment business. And one of those

things is that Allison and I, because I went away for two weeks, we, uh, banked some episodes

early. And you may be wondering, why are these guys not on the cutting edge of child and parenting

news? Well, because I was away. And Allison was dealing with some family issues. And now

we're back and we haven't seen each other in the longest time. The longest time that we've

ever not spoken in how long has this been going on three years, three and a half years?

Longer than that, because I, first of all, I had to mount a campaign to get you to do this

podcast with me. So I don't know how long that was. Well, thank God you did that. Right. And then

we started it in 2018 when I was pregnant with Owen. And he's four and a half now. So we've

been doing this like five and a half years. No. And then also, isn't that nuts? And then also,

you know, those Hollywood big wigs can't put us together in a casting room.

Well, that's the thing that's so fateful about the whole thing is that

you asked me to do a podcast. Yeah. And then I agreed. And then CEOs and coos and people

like that made us auditions. Yeah. Yeah. And I had convinced, I had finally convinced you to a

podcast. And then I got the casting notice to audition for this podcast. It was about

child wearing. And I thought, you know, I'm just going to go see what it's all about.

I don't want Greg to feel like I'm, you know, cheating on him. And then lo and behold,

there you are too. Well, it was what do they call it a chemistry meeting? Yeah, chem test.

I think it was a chem test originally. But then we both got called back. I don't know how many times.

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